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Stephen Ennis is a twelve-year-old who attends the Catford Reformatory School for Boys. As part of a recent class assigment he interviewed Comrade Smith. Here is the transcript of that historic interview... STEPHEN: er, Mr Smith, what is your favourite colour? COMRADE SMITH: hello there, Stephen, you seem like a bright little boy. My favourite colour is, red. STEPHEN: how old are you? COMRADE SMITH: age is irrelevent. It is wisdom that counts and a firm belief in the victory of Socialism. STEPHEN: why did you form the Anarchy Council? COMRADE SMITH: (chuckling) it is the Council for Revolution, Anarchy and the Proletariat. STEPHEN: my Dad says that you are a pinko commie fag? COMRADE SMITH: ... your Dad is a capitalist whoremonger. STEPHEN: what's a capitalist whoremonger? COMRADE SMITH: you're too young to understand such things. STEPHEN: do you have a job? COMRADE SMITH: my job is to release the proletariat from their slavery. STEPHEN: where do you get money to buy things? COMRADE SMITH: I live very simply and devote myself to the cause. STEPHEN: you are on the dole? COMRADE SMITH: I am part of the repressed workers, fighting for equality and justice. STEPHEN: ...my Dad says that they should put people like you in the army. COMRADE SMITH: see my previous answer. STEPHEN: what? COMRADE SMITH: ask your Mother. STEPHEN: how many people are there in your movement? COMRADE SMITH: the movement is made up of a provisional Workers and Peasants Government, which is called the Council of Peoples Commissars. STEPHEN: what does it do? COMRADE SMITH: the administration of the different branches of the Council is entrusted to commissions, who work closely with the mass organisations of working-men, working-women, sailors, soldiers, peasants and clerical employees. STEPHEN: ... COMRADE SMITH: each Commission is headed by a Peoples Commissar, who reports directly to the All-British Congress of Workers, Peasants and Soldiers Deputies, and its Central Committee. STEPHEN: ... COMRADE SMITH: we have Commissions for Agriculture, Labour, Military and Naval Affairs, Commerce and Industry, Popular Education, Justice, Post and Telegraph, Railroads, etc. The Commissions are controlled directly by a Peoples Commissar. STEPHEN: how many people are there in your organisation? COMRADE SMITH: three. STEPHEN: what are your aims..? COMRADE SMITH: to release the proletariat from their slavery and to continue the war against bourgeoisie terrorism. STEPHEN: you are fighting a war..? COMRADE SMITH: we wage a constant battle on the Socialist front. STEPHEN: where did you get your military training? COMRADE SMITH: the Sea Cadets. STEPHEN: who are your heroes? COMRADE SMITH: my heroes..? oh, let's see, Chou En Lai, Trotsky, Nobby Stiles. STEPHEN: who do you most admire? COMRADE SMITH: myself. STEPHEN: what about Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky? COMRADE SMITH: Trotsky once said,'The revolution does not choose its paths: it made its first steps towards victory under the belly of a Cossacks horse'. STEPHEN: do you think you are insane? COMRADE SMITH: I must be insane to allow a little brat like you to interview me... (at this point the interview ended)