STEPHEN: er, Mr Smith, what is your favourite colour?
COMRADE SMITH: hello there, Stephen, you seem like a bright little boy. My favourite colour is, red.
STEPHEN: how old are you?
COMRADE SMITH: age is irrelevent. It is wisdom that counts and a firm belief in the victory of Socialism.
STEPHEN: why did you form the Anarchy Council?
COMRADE SMITH: (chuckling) it is the Council for Revolution, Anarchy and the Proletariat.
STEPHEN: my Dad says that you are a pinko commie fag?
COMRADE SMITH: ... your Dad is a capitalist whoremonger.
STEPHEN: what's a capitalist whoremonger?
COMRADE SMITH: you're too young to understand such things.
STEPHEN: do you have a job?
COMRADE SMITH: my job is to release the proletariat from their slavery.
STEPHEN: where do you get money to buy things?
COMRADE SMITH: I live very simply and devote myself to the cause.
STEPHEN: you are on the dole?
COMRADE SMITH: I am part of the repressed workers, fighting for equality and justice.
STEPHEN: ...my Dad says that they should put people like you in the army.
COMRADE SMITH: see my previous answer.
COMRADE SMITH: ask your Mother.
STEPHEN: how many people are there in your movement?
COMRADE SMITH: the movement is made up of a provisional Workers and Peasants Government, which is called the Council of Peoples Commissars.
STEPHEN: what does it do?
COMRADE SMITH: the administration of the different branches of the Council is entrusted to commissions, who work closely with the mass organisations of working-men, working-women, sailors, soldiers, peasants and clerical employees.
COMRADE SMITH: each Commission is headed by a Peoples Commissar, who reports directly to the All-British Congress of Workers, Peasants and Soldiers Deputies, and its Central Committee.
COMRADE SMITH: we have Commissions for Agriculture, Labour, Military and Naval Affairs, Commerce and Industry, Popular Education, Justice, Post and Telegraph, Railroads, etc. The Commissions are controlled directly by a Peoples Commissar.
STEPHEN: how many people are there in your organisation?
COMRADE SMITH: three.
STEPHEN: what are your aims..?
COMRADE SMITH: to release the proletariat from their slavery and to continue the war against bourgeoisie terrorism.
STEPHEN: you are fighting a war..?
COMRADE SMITH: we wage a constant battle on the Socialist front.
STEPHEN: where did you get your military training?
COMRADE SMITH: the Sea Cadets.
STEPHEN: who are your heroes?
COMRADE SMITH: my heroes..? oh, let's see, Chou En Lai, Trotsky, Nobby Stiles.
STEPHEN: who do you most admire?
COMRADE SMITH: myself.
STEPHEN: what about Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky?
COMRADE SMITH: Trotsky once said,'The revolution does not choose its paths: it made its first steps towards victory under the belly of a Cossacks horse'.
STEPHEN: do you think you are insane?
COMRADE SMITH: I must be insane to allow a little brat like you to interview me...
(at this point the interview ended)